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Lawn Care

It all started with a $600 Buck Truck.


My boy bought a new truck and had an old 1997 Dodge Dakota that he didn't need anymore, so he let me get if for the low price of $600. I just wanted an old truck to haul stuff if I needed to. Then I started thinking about ways to make money with it. I thought, I really like to cut grass ... maybe I'll start doing that on the side.

I decided to buy a simple riding lawnmower, and some basic equipment ... I didn't even have a Zero Turn until my third year. That's what made me "The Slower Mower," as I couldn't initially maintain pace with all the faster fellows. 

However, my impeccable work-ethic empowered me to continue growing the business, which compelled me to invest in better equipment. This allowed me to slowly creep past all those napping rabbits, as I consistently generated new clients.

I've always admired Artists, aka people that can take an image in their mind and create something beautiful on paper or canvas. I wasn't blessed with that gift. My attempts to draw have always been terrible. However, I found that taking a raggedy-looking lawn and transforming it into something beautiful is MY form of Art. In an hour or less, I can paint a breathtaking picture with my weedeater, that not only brings me satisfaction, but also gives an even greater sense of appreciation to the homeowner. After a long day's work, they can come home and enjoy a sense of pride, relishing in the fact that their lawn looks immaculate. 

If you have lawn-care needs, feel free to reach out, at (804) 704-0193.

The Slower Mower beautifies lawns in Dinwiddie, Petersburg, Colonial Heights, Prince George, Chester, Hopewell, and Matoaca. All service packages include mowing, trimming, edging, and blowing off your sidewalks and driveway.

For your convenience, you can make payments via Zelle, Venmo, CashApp, PayPal, or checks made payable to The Slower Mower.

If you're from The Future, I'll gladly accept your payment in the form of the digital asset XRP, which settles in seconds (even across borders ... in your local currency) for a fraction of a penny, while also being environmentally friendly, which your grass loves. I will not, however, accept that old clunker Bitcoin, because it's too slow, it's terrible for the environment, and it costs too much per transaction. And please don't even get me started on the corrupt crew at Ethereum, not to mention their inferior technology and ridiculously high gas fees.

The Slower Mower, LLC is licensed, insured, and registered with the State Corporation Commission of the Commonwealth of Virginia.

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