Be Nice.

Greetings, Earthlings. I Am ... Brandon ... and I Am ... Nice.

I grew up in Dinwiddie County, Virginia. I spent most of my time playing baseball. You probably recognize me as the 1st Team All-District Catcher that you should never try to steal on. Although my opponents were aware that I was gifted with omniscient instincts and a rifle for a right arm, many were tempted by The Path of Deception, and they chose to challenge me anyway. Their deceptive decision-making left them looking foolish and defeated, after being brought to justice by my Righteous Right Hand. #ThouShaltNotSteal
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At age 18, I started my on-air, radio career at Z104 in Virginia Beach. Then I rotated shifts at three stations at once, including Q94 in Richmond, 96X in Virginia Beach, and Z104 in Washington DC, before accepting a job as The Night Show Host at 1037 The Q in Birmingham, Alabama. 

My first night on-air at The Q, I played Britney Spears' song "You Drive Me Crazy," over and over and over for 5 hours straight. This drove my listeners crazy, and likely led to Britney developing a huge crush on The World's Craziest Dude. 
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I captivated the hearts and minds of my audience for several years on-air, at The Q, while also being syndicated to other radio stations in Florida, Georgia, Mississippi, North Carolina, and Kentucky. 

I've met and/or interviewed and/or received personal shout-outs from all the big Artists, including Jay-Z, Beyonce, Jennifer Lopez, Justin Timberlake, Ludacris, Rihanna ... and many more. 
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After radio, I spent the next two years merging my love of broadcasting with baseball, and was the Stadium Announcer for the Birmingham Barons, the Double-A affiliate of the Chicago White Sox. It's where the great Michael Jordan spent his baseball career.
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Reading books was my favorite hobby for several years, and I read a lot of them. This allowed me to download the knowledge and wisdom of the world's best authors into my own beautiful mind: Dr. Wayne Dyer, Neale Donald Walsch, Dr. David Lieberman, Dale Carnegie, SQuire Rushnell, Eckhart Tolle, Joel Osteen, Don Miguel Ruiz, Tony Robbins, Dr. David Hawkins, Steve Pavlina, Eric Dubay, and Tim Ferriss, just to name a few. I also attended several personal development workshops, featuring many of my favorite authors. 
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Inspired by my reading adventures, my next project was writing my own three books that nobody read, because modern humans are too distracted by Social Media and Netflix to read books anymore. There's even an acronym for this phenomenon: TLDR! A study by Microsoft in 2015, determined that the average adult attention span has decreased over the years, and is now only 8 seconds. Humans have a shorter attention span than Goldfish. Time to get back to pointlessly scrolling on Tik-Tok.
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A well-rounded life isn't complete without spending time in the Service Industry. So, after a lifetime as a Radio God, I descended from my Mighty Throne and became a Bartender, which allowed me to cultivate and demonstrate Humility. Per my Guests' request, I humbly brought them Water, Wine, and Extra Ranch Dressing. My impeccable work-ethic allowed me to master the restaurant industry, ascending to GM level, while also leading by example, as I consistently pitched-in as a Cook, Dishwasher, Busser, Trashman, Maintenance-man ... or whatever else needed to be done.

In 2014, I built a Tiny House (see Tiny House Hunters), and started enjoying life without the pressure of a monthly rent or mortgage payment, while perfecting the Spirit of Humility, inside my Humble Shack. 
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In 2017, I started a lawn-care company, and began touching the hearts of Little Old Ladies, as I slowly and passionately penetrated their grass.

In 2023, I created Only Brans Virtual Boyfriend Service, in an effort to resurrect the Spirit(s) of Heartbroken MILFs. This evolved into the Superhero known as Milfman USA. 

In 2024, I worked a Winter alongside my BFFs, as an Electrician, in the Spirit of John 8:12 and John 3:19-21. 

I will now assemble an Army of Altruistic Angels, who will help shape The Future of Humanity. 

I spend my free time RV camping at the lake, alongside my cool campground friends, which have become a second family. I'm grateful for my beautiful view, overlooking the water. I love to watch the water; the ripples captivate me. I'm reminded of my original quotation, that's on the back of my three books: "Every decision you make changes the world." 
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Ripples. 

I spend my Winters as a Snowbird, enjoying the barefoot life on the beautiful, white sands of The Gulf of America ... in The Sunshine State of Florida.
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I enjoy seeking Truth, camping, traveling, reading, writing, running, meditating, yoga, sipping coffee, sarcasm, projecting puns, cracking jokes, and watching nerdy videos on YouTube. 
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How'd I become The World's Coolest Dude? Ha. A lawn client asked me about forms of payment, and I told her she could pay via my website. She said, "You have a website? Cool! What is it?" And the first thing that popped in my head was "TheWorldsCoolestDude.com!" Then I was like, "Just kidding, it's TheSlowerMower.com." But then I thought, I might actually buy that Domain! Minutes later, I looked it up ... it was available ... so I bought it.
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And here we are.

The Rock? No. Andrew Tate? No. David Beckham? No. Keanu Reeves? No. Post Malone? No. Timberlake? No. Pauly D? No. Brad Pitt? No. Jack Harlow? No. Johnny Depp? No. Lil Wayne? No. Dos Equis Dude. No. Christian Grey? No. LL Cool J? No.
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Me. I Am ... He: The World's Coolest Dude. 

You can follow me on X @TheNiceLife .
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To get the full-effect of my zany adventures, and often highly spiritual insight, including "Operation, Heaven Yeah!" follow me on FB at www.facebook.com/thenicelife .
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I follow zero humans on Instagram, and I don't fool with Tik-Tok, Snapchat, or any other social media shit. 

If you take nothing else from our encounter, or this website, I encourage you to cultivate The Spirit of Gratitude, as it can positively transform the overall quality of your life-experience.
 
I Am ... Grateful ... you chose to learn more about my Kingdom. 

Be Nice.