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Slow and Steady Wins the Race


Notice: The Slower Mower is fully booked for the 2022 season! 

Thanks for your consideration! 

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I know you're thinking, "How can a guy that calls himself The Slower Mower, who basically cuts grass for little old ladies be "The World's Coolest Dude?" Check the "My Story" section. 

When I first started my lawn-care business, it was just something to do on the side, so I only bought basic equipment ... I didn't even have a Zero Turn until my third year. That's what made me "The Slower Mower," as I couldn't initially maintain pace with all the faster fellows. 

However, my impeccable work-ethic empowered me to continue growing the business, which compelled me to invest in better equipment. This allowed me to slowly creep past all those napping rabbits, as I consistently generated new clients, to the point that I'm forced to turn down new jobs all the time. I've helped other guys grow their businesses with my overflow, however.  

If you have lawn-care needs, feel free to reach out, and if I'm unable to fit you in my schedule, I'll do my best to point you to someone that can.

Remember to find a few things to Be Grateful for today ... and every day.

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