Slow and Steady Wins the Race


Notice: The Slower Mower is fully booked for the 2022 season! 

Thanks for your consideration! 

Did you reach this website, via TheWorldsCoolestDude.com?

I know you're thinking, "How can a guy that calls himself The Slower Mower, who basically cuts grass for little old ladies be "The World's Coolest Dude?" Check the "My Story" section. 

When I first started my lawn-care business, I had a small riding mower, a cheap Walmart weedeater, a handheld blower, and hand-me-down, 10+ year old push mower. That's what made me "The Slower Mower." I couldn't maintain pace with all the "big guys" and their fancy equipment.

However, through humility and hard-work, I was able to build my business, and now have a "fancy" Zero Turn, a great weedeater, backpack blower ... and can effectively compete with the "big guys." 

When choosing a lawn-care provider, you'll need to consider who's actually going to be doing the work. Will it be the actual business owner, or will it be two youngsters making a low wage, while the owner sits in the AC? Will these kids really be concerned with doing an excellent job, or will they be rushing to finish, so they can clock-out and go goof around on TikTok?

Whereas, when you hire The Slower Mower, I'm going to be the only person handling your lawn. Sure, it's going to take me slightly longer than the two-person team of distracted Millennials, but haste makes waste.

See you soon.